It’s all the rage now. Many states will grant just about anyone Justice-of-the-Peace-for-a-Day status. Is that kind of like Queen-for-a-Day, do you suppose? Will the title of Husband or Wife (complete with license) granted by Uncle Joe last longer than the knighthood of Sir Whosis (complete with certificate) bestowed by that Queen-for-a-Day? I guess it must, because the marriage license Uncle Joe will fill out in his own gnarly hand says so right on it.
THIS IS A PERMANENT RECORD. Use only durable black ink.
Still, I’d be worried…