Really?

I mean, reallySeriously???

So, picture this scene (cue sappy music):

He:  Honey, I know I don’t have a lot, but what I have is yours. I love you and would do anything for you. Will you marry me?

She:  Oh, darling, yes! Of course, I’ll marry you.

He:  Wonderful! I didn’t get a ring. I wanted you to pick it out yourself.

She:  You re so thoughtful, sweetheart. I know just the one I want. I saw it in a Costco ad.

He (thinking to himself, YES!):  Perfect. Let’s get it today.

She (thinking to herself, YES!):  Great! Here’s the ad.

Costco Ad


And when he regained consciousness, the happy couple had their first major argument.

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10 Responses to Really?

  1. Titanium says:

    Costco: it’s not just for bulk orders of paper products and ridiculously huge packs of AA batteries. That’s some chunky bling, there! 🙂 Also, who goes shopping at a box store for an engagement ring??

    • Patti says:

      My thoughts exactly! Especially someone with a million bucks to spend. I thought it was interesting that they only had one to sell. Makes me wonder if this is some sort of oddball market test.

  2. Tara R. says:

    I wonder if he could get a better deal at Sam’s Club?

  3. souldipper says:

    Would I wear a million dollar nugget on my finger? What a worry! Whatcha up to, Costco? 🙂

  4. He doesn’t really sound like much of a catch anyway!

  5. Jamie Dedes says:

    I didn’t know Costco sold anything like this. If I had a million to spend, I’d go to Tiffany’s. !!! 🙂

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