I mean, really? Seriously???
So, picture this scene (cue sappy music):
He: Honey, I know I don’t have a lot, but what I have is yours. I love you and would do anything for you. Will you marry me?
She: Oh, darling, yes! Of course, I’ll marry you.
He: Wonderful! I didn’t get a ring. I wanted you to pick it out yourself.
She: You re so thoughtful, sweetheart. I know just the one I want. I saw it in a Costco ad.
He (thinking to himself, YES!): Perfect. Let’s get it today.
She (thinking to herself, YES!): Great! Here’s the ad.